Sam

An absolute fucking cunt. Words cannot describe how much everyone who knows a Sam hates them. Has a tiny wiener and is always super uptight because of it.

Sam can go suck a fat one.

by 420Noscopemaster2020 March 10, 2019

Sam the doge

The most superior, perfect, and amazing doge.

Brian: “Dang, Thant’s is that Sam the doge??”

Arron: “yessirrrr, that’s Sam the doge!”

by Theoneandonlybrian October 4, 2022

sam schweinheim

Sam Schweinheim is the dopiest of the dopey. Some believe he is related to a walrus named craig. He enjoys using fidget spinners and shooting uo schools with nerf guns.

This kid is almost as dopey as Sam Schweinheim

by Moistinator7000fromOverYonder May 17, 2017

short sad sam

A very rich short African American boy who if he is smart enough can take your queen. A natural Casanova 100% not a lie. He likes to drink bleach. He is very short and sad. His therapy is going..........ok.

short sad sam touched me in my no no area!!!! CALL THE POLICE

by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023

sam

a legendary cunt who is rlly rlly good at rugby and it not fat at all

i would totaly slay a sam

by ralphmcgillan2009 September 19, 2022

sam

a man who openly flirts with women over text due to the lack of confrontation the platform provides. sarcasm is unidentifiable over text, allowing overt flirting to occur.

ew don’t go out with that guy. he’s a real sam.
hes really pulling a sam on anna!

by david leach April 13, 2020

Sam Brye

a retard

ur such a Sam Brye

by ThatOneUsername November 22, 2019