Rusty Taco

A repulsive amount of ginger pubes above the vagine

“Did the carpets match the drapes?”
“Yeah she’s got a rusty taco.”

by JewFishman November 19, 2021

rusty spivot

When you put your finger in that place and give someone a Hardee's thick burger for putting up with your fun time.

where did you get that lunch John?

Oh, from a man in the alley who gave me a rusty spivot. Worth it.

by Mortymortician January 15, 2016

Rusty enema

When a dehydrated man urinates inside of the anus of another person. Preferably without the recipient wiping their butt after a poop.

Get over here you swamp donkey.. I'm gonna give you a rusty enema!

by Tony Danza 2020 September 12, 2020

Rusty o-ring

When a man fucks a person in the ass then wipes the head on the partner's lips as when applying lipstick.

After a jack hammering anal session I turned her around and gave her a generous rusty o-ring just before she had to work.

by Scuzpunk April 6, 2017

Rusty Dusty

When a man is taking a shit and another man named marwan comes and sucks ur dick while u shit

I was working at Starbucks and my stomach hurt so I gave marwan 5$ and had a great rusty dusty

by marwan 6/72947 April 2, 2022

Rusty Trumpet

What trump calls his dick.

"hey girl.....have you met Rusty Trumpet? "

"It takes a lot of talent to blow trump's rusty trumpet"

by rustytrumpetlover November 20, 2022

rusty wiley

The resulting crusty substance which tends to get embedded into carpet after an older gentleman gives a reach-around to a dog.

I know your grandfather was giving a reach-around to the family dog because this morning I stepped in the rusty wiley.

by slayerslayer August 15, 2011