lady cum gutter

The vertical crease in the center of women's stomach. Also known as an "ab crack".

Tiffany has one hell of a lady cum gutter going on.
Yeah, she must work out.
It looks like she had an autopsy to me...

by Bilboob Shwaggins May 14, 2024

Lady boner

When a lady sees a man with a boner the lady also gets a boner

A man with a boner approaches. Man: Hey, sweetie pie! The lady sees the man's boner. The lady gets a boner. Lady: "I think i got a Lady boner"

by ghostwithaboner May 26, 2024

Lady boy

When someone named imperatives is alive theyre a tranny

Oh have you heard of imperatives looks like a girl but has a dick? Shes a lady boy

by Jxidndnxkxk May 26, 2024

Lady Birding

The act of jumping out of a moving car. Referenced from the opening scene of Greta Grewig's 2017 directorial debut, Lady Bird, where Christine "Lady Bird" McPherson jumps out of a moving car during an argument with her mother.

"Argument between friends in a car"
You: I can't do this anymore, I'm lady birding myself."

by ew_it's_whalers February 8, 2024

Lady Bacon

Lady Bacon
The resulting product of wet curing a tender pork fillet in the Vagina of a mature menopausal woman for six or more days.
A prized delicacy in many obscure native communities , it commands high prices on the dark web…

Girl Bacon
As for Lady bacon but the vagina curing takes place in a pre menstrual girl. This bacon can also be made using tender veal fillets rather than pork.

Queen Bacon

is the rarest of all in this category, and is achieved in the same way as Girl bacon but only can be made while the hostess is menstruating..

We especially enjoyed our hostesses Carbonara, as she had prepared her very own Lady Bacon!

by Pookiemay February 9, 2024

menthol lady

bordering on elderly Caucasian lady who’s very thin, has sunburnt leathery skin, & long hair dyed either bright red or jet black. Often dressed in jeans and bedazzled accessories or club wear in the middle of the day. Has the prettiest colored eyes ever — an icy blue, brilliant green, or almost turquoise hue; lined with bright colored eyeliner (usually blue).
Super raspy husky voice.
You’ll encounter these menthol ladies at your nearest gas station or convenience store purchasing menthols.
They call everyone “hun” and tend to be very friendly.

Ah yes, the menthol lady: the crust and backbone of society.

by Icy_B_23 February 10, 2024

Purple lady

A "purple lady" is a woman who is gender nonconformist and embraces their duality, red/pink (female) + blue (male) = purple. It can also refer to a man who transitioned, becoming a woman. Hence, he is a purple lady. Found uncommonly but not rare either among American LGBTQ+ circles as a term of endearment and self love

Yoel: You see that girl, she's a bit of a purple lady!

Eliza: Definitely, she looks so much better now that she transitioned! It was her true destiny!

by 7Yoseph77 February 22, 2024