I was driving at night and struck a bat that was flying around ,I feel so #guilty for(killing a bat)
by Tinie001 August 17, 2023
Get the Killing a batmug. A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.
Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'
by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 7, 2021
Get the Your face is killing memug. by kam75xx May 23, 2023
Get the Pray I Don't Kill You Faggotmug. The act of tearing off the first sheet(s) of toilet paper from the roll (especially in public toilets) to prevent the spread of disease or non-hygienic remnants left over from the last user.
To tear off the leader of toilet paper from the roll in order to prevent disease transmission to the new user's anus and/or genitals.
To tear off the leader of toilet paper from the roll in order to prevent disease transmission to the new user's anus and/or genitals.
"Hey Frank, make sure you kill the leader before you wipe. This bathroom's kind of scuzzy, if you know what I mean."
by Harry Stotle September 22, 2011
Get the Kill The Leadermug. A tomboy and her older brother discover what the world is actually like when some lazy, entitled loser ruins a guy's life by framing him for raping and beating his daughter, and the poor guy is found guilty despite their father completely proving that there's no way he could have committed the crime. Then, they learn a valuable lesson about never judging a book by its cover when a mysterious recluse suddenly appears and saves their lives when they are attacked by the aforementioned loser.
Apart from a lot of filler, that is the whole story of To Kill a Mockingbird. One of the most legendary books of all time.
RIP Harper Lee
RIP Harper Lee
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 1, 2021
Get the To Kill A Mockingbirdmug. Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"
Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025
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