GOT

A really bad football played, not the goat

Marshon Lynch is the got

by anonymous September 20, 2020

nathaly got a big purrr

a bitch who got a big coochie

“am i supposed to get horny off of this or something” yea nathaly got a big purrr

by bigblrdd26 April 21, 2021

got invite

Phrase used when your mates dog it and don't invite you to a particular event, inclusive of even family dinners and all other outings ( got fucking invite is a popular variation )

Person 1: I went out to the new Thai place past night
Person 2 : got invite
Person1 : it was a family thing ....
Person 2 : family thing that I didn't get invite too

by jamespiggott December 27, 2015

Got Jessie'd

When a ratchet bitch steals your credit card, racks up the bill, then tries to lie and get you in trouble.

That ratchet bitch Jessie stole my credit card and bought a bunch of shit with it. When I called the cops she lied about it. She told people I filed a false report. I got stuck with the bill! I got Jessie'd!

by Thick_roller 92 August 25, 2016

Got the receipts

Having tangible evidence that something is true — whether that is a good thing or a bad thing.

Golfer 2: Wait! No way you scored a hole in one last weekend!
Golfer 1: Sure did, and I’ve GOT THE RECEIPTS. (My caddy caught on cellphone)

by LA-Bebo July 18, 2025

Got all your lamps in one submarine

Euphemistic way of calling someone gay. Originates from a MAD TV sketch "Midnight Golfer"

Phil: Roger, I think that you've got all your lamps in one submarine!

Roger: What'd you say to me?!

Phil: I said you've got all your lamps in one submarine...?

Roger: You callin' me gay?!

by Midnight Golfer February 24, 2024

Kids got a Rope

Meaning that person has a long penis

"Owens about to fuck Caroline" "Ya I heard that kids got a rope"

by toneTones June 1, 2018