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Golden Pokémon

The act of pissing on an expensive Pokémon trading card and then gagging a truck stop hooker with it while you’re “bangin’” her in your 18 wheeler
“Are you freaky? I wanna try the ‘Golden Pokémontonight
by Fart noises August 25, 2025
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Golden Muck Shower

The act of taking a shit in the shower and then proceeding to drench it in piss while the vile concoction splashes all over your face and the shower walls.
Well call me a cracker at midnight! I’ll be damned! Colby just took a Golden Muck Shower in our clean bathroom! He will suffer for this now!
by GinnerRat March 9, 2024
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Golden State Warriors

The most dull team to watch in all of basketball, since their primary focus is on shooting 3's as often as possible.
Watching the Golden State Warriors makes you miss watching basketball in the 90's, when 3 pointers were more of a complimentary part of the game than something it revolved around.
by Snowboy Jr. April 23, 2023
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golden trout

Solid human waste jettisoned by a submarine.
Look at that golden trout fly through the water!
by pablo's girl February 3, 2010
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Golden Sea

A bathtub or other large container intended for water filled with human urine.
Person 1: So I went into the bathroom, and the bathtub was just full of piss.
Person 2: Woah, it was a golden sea!
by Fexxis April 1, 2024
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Golden Retriever

Someone who is typically called Luc. Not only do they have a personality of a golden retriever but also pees like one.

And shits.

In BUSHES
Luc: "I really needed to pee should I just golden retriever it?"
by C<3L4EVA January 18, 2023
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Golden Eye

A red eye flight into Europe on a private jet where you work or party without sleeping on the plane.
Too much work to do so we took a golden eye from Miami to London and went straight to a day full of meetings.
by UberGuy June 19, 2021
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