bear with wide canyon

one female who 'gets around the block'

syn: slut, whore, skank
Your mother is what we call 'bear with wide canyon'.
by PowderRabbit December 31, 2003
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teddy bear poop

when u drop a duece in the toilet after someone has manscaped, making said duece take on the appearance of being fur covered
I made him flush the 'mode after he manscaped so I wouldn't have to flush a teddy bear poop
by pickle pants October 29, 2008
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Tired as a teddy bear

The state of when your eyes are just about closed and your ready for bed. A term created by Chris Greenall
'you arite?',

'nah im off bed soon, tired as a teddy bear'.
by cg12321 June 26, 2010
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bear rating system

The bear rating system is a way for guys to inconspicuously scope out girls and discuss them between themselves.

There are several different bear levels.
- A Koala Bear is a girl that is attractive but simply looks too young.
- A Panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, and usually wears cute clothes , etc.
- A Polar Bear is a girl that is chill to talk to or joke around with. This usually is a combination of another type of bear. This is the only bear that uses personality as a factor, and is not exclusive.
- A Black Bear is an unclassifiable bear that still gets a "Would hit it"
- A Grizzly bear is an extremely hot, bite-your-knuckles girl.
- A Bear Hunt is when a girl is either ugly beyond reason or extremely annoying.

The terms can also apply as verbs and adjectives.
"Holy shit dude, GRIZZLY BEAR"

"The girl at the counter is the most Polar Bear girl"

"Dominic is Panda Bearing right now, look at him talk to that girl"

"Dude, 9oclock, Panda
Nah dude, Black Bear"

"-You guys are so shallow with this bear rating system
-Shut up or I'll have to go on a bear hunt"
by swiffer September 21, 2007
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Bear Trappers Hat

An unkempt woman's front bottom adorned with vast amounts of pubic hair.
"I hitched up her skirt, pulled down her knickers and her minge, a bear trappers hat i tell you. "I can't get through that" I thought. So I flipped her over and give it to 'er up the Gary Glitter
by SlimDuttyRudeboi March 11, 2006
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Grizzly Bear

When you skeet on yur hand and then toss it in the air. The girl then jumps on yr face and smothers it with her giant bush. Then yu smack her in the ear with yr dick.
" I just got some good Grizzly Bear by yeah."
by hairycrotch January 17, 2010
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