eli special

an “eli special” is a reference to last minuet or after hour orders.

you have worked a long day, during closing or when just arriving home. Eli calls you. he says “hey man are you still at the shop? we just got a order going out to …. “ this is what is known as a Eli special

by user852013 April 4, 2024

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Special intentions

Intentions that are special

Hey, what are special intentions?

by LukasDrakon June 3, 2022

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Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021

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