Daniel Girth

Daniel is the pinnacle of an alpha male. With large bulging biceps and dark luscious hair, he is easily one of the most attractive men to walk the planet. Immensely intelligent, he was able to discover the truth... that there is no spoon and that we do indeed live in a simulation, controlled by AI far beyond our current technology. He lives each day questioning his own reality and walking the line between fate and free will. And if the legends are true, they say he once clapped his balls so hard, he wiped out the universe and restored it to a previous version of The Matrix...

Joe Mum: I wish Daniel Girth was my fella...

by saint_jon February 6, 2022

Daniel

Damn Daniel is the Coolest Kid in School and is the biggest chad. His Bicep strength defies all laws of Gravity and Physics and all his friends always say " Damn Daniel you looking pretty fly today."

" Daniel is the Kid in school who is very egotistcal and believes everyone is inferior and that he is the lord and savior".

by Ok53672 May 17, 2021

Daniel

Finer than wine, his excellence exedes that of the average human

Amazing, important,smart,cool Daniel is the main character.

by anonymous May 21, 2024

Danielle

The most amazing women I’ve ever met. Will be with you through the thick and thin and apart from being in a relationship she is the most dependable friend and I’ve never found anyone else like her. So that being said have a good day

Hey Daniele how’s your day going?.
Danielle: my day is pretty good wbu?

by Dann4i January 7, 2024

damn daniel

When your mate Daniel is so fly in his white vans and stussy shirt.

"Damn Daniel, at it again with the white vans"

by tagmeinyourmemes September 5, 2016

Daniel

A Daniel is a person who you can trust.Daniels mostly always have a secret admirer but, Daniels always end up flirting into relationships he doesn't want. Daniels sometimes have trouble when trying to tell his crush he likes her. But if you end up being a friend of a Daniel, you can always trust him. You can also tell a Daniel a secret and he will never tell that secret to anybody. Daniels mostly fall in love with women who's names are Jessica, Nancy, Brianna, Amber, Isabella, Chloe. Daniels also act normal around their crush, Daniels are very good at hiding his feelings. Daniel normally hang out with his friends at all time and always have his friends back. Most Daniels don't really get along with his family and mostly are sad, but because they are very good at hiding there feelings, they always seem to be happy.

Girl 1: Hey Daniel, I know you like that one girl
Daniel:PSSSSSSSHHHHHH no...
Nancy:Oh, Hey guys
Daniel: OH hey Nancy
Girl 1:Hi Nancy,welp i gotta go now
Daniel And Nancy: Ok Bye

*Girl 1 Leaves*
Daniel:Soooo..Nancy,
Nancy:...sooooo?
Daniel: Dammmm i just realized im lonely as fuck
Nancy: ....nicee, WELP... i also gotta go now
Daniel: OK, bye then
*Nancy Leaves*
Daniel:...welp...that went..."amazing".... ive should of told her....

by ¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿? October 28, 2019

Daniel Oliveira

a very weird boy who is so horny and gets every girl who breathes for nudes. he thinks he’s hot but he’s not and everyone thinks he is a perv and weirdo because he is.

Omg it’s Daniel Oliveira the perv.

by jeidodjdisbdbc June 5, 2020