Car

Step 1. Go outside

Step 2. Go on the road

Step 3. Look towards the oncoming sound

Step 4. Go back to step 1 and think what you have just done

Oh look its a car. I’m going to go in front of it. Oh also on step 4 try to go to step 1 if you didn’t get run over.

by The C4sual February 27, 2022

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Car

Often used when referring to a cat

I love my car.

by Carloover June 27, 2024

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A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.

She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.

by gogeauxf June 10, 2021

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Jap Car

A Japanese Car import to North America, Europe, South America, Africa, Australia, and other Oriental States. They don't have to be of Japanese orgins. They can be of Korean as well. Jap cars are of the Honda, Mitsubishi, Toyota, Lexus, Acura, Infiniti, Mazda, Kia, Hyundai, Nissan, Subaru, Izuki, Suzuki, Scion, and Lexus.

Besides driving a Jap Car I see plenty of them on the road and in anime. I prefer to drive a Kei car.

by Viscount Druitt March 12, 2023

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Scummit Car Bomb

1 shot of teaquila (1 part tea 1 part taquila) dropped in a cup of rollig rock beer.

“Yo Zach and I dropped a Scummit Car Bomb at midnight. Shit clapped.”

by Earthbunny21 December 31, 2018

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Silly Car

1. A silly cat (applies to all, but mostly orange cats). When multiple silly cars are compiled in a video, they are normally accompanied by an emoji saying "Holy moly!", as well as silly sound effects.

I wish silly cars were real 😞. (This specific sentence can also be formed without the word "silly" - it still has the same meaning)

by anonymous December 23, 2023

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