Pizza

The act of crying into a pair of used panties while masterbating

"ugh, Simeons in Pizza time again"
"Hey guys! My names Simeon and I love to pizza"

by Syntax1985 May 9, 2022

pizza rolls

italian gushers

gimme the fricking pizza rolls

by kadenwoo78 September 1, 2020

rotten pizza

Uncool. Sucks. Bad. Boring. Laaaaaame. The opposite is “fresh pizza”.

That’s rotten pizza. He’s so rotten pizza. Rotten pizza, dude. Rotten pizza vibes.

by Rotten pizza April 13, 2025

Pizza roll communism

When a group of friends or siblings insist on dividing up the pizza rolls equally

“Everyone gets five pizza rolls because in this house we practice pizza roll communism”

by Mr.marz May 29, 2021

Pizza Dough

The fatty skin that hangs down onto your neck and chin when in the 69 position with a women who has had a bad c section surgery.

I was almost choked by her big pizza dough while we were 69ing.

by Polynikes September 2, 2023

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Pizza Goblin

A thick-bodied fat fuck with general disregard for healthy dietary habits, coupled with a depressively sullen mental disposition, ultimately doomed to live out their days in their parent’s basement having not learned any skill nor making any distinct directional choices in life.

Look at this basement dwelling fuck, must be a Pizza Goblin.

When he runs out of his own tears to masturbate with, he’ll utilize the grease on his forehead as a quick replacement, fucking Pizza Goblin.

by Sors_Salutis August 8, 2021