The clown hidden inside the outer core of the planet scaring the Scared Geologists that make the planet spin. His head is made of columns of titanium alloys. He can only be killed by The Shovel.
by empha September 18, 2023
Get the The Clownmug. A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.
Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.
Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011
Get the Punching my clownmug. by Saulman500 March 22, 2024
Get the I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill themmug. 
by KroutonMagan April 18, 2019
Get the Clownmug. A jerk of a politician who constantly spams you with e-mail begging for money even though he is worth 93 million dollars. A politician who divorces his wife and then refuses to support her and his children even though he is worth 93 million dollars.
by GrooviGirl August 27, 2015
Get the Ass Clownmug. 