Last Two Brain Cells

The things that seem to up and skedattle while I'm trying to take a test

No one:
My last two brain cells: Adios!!!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist December 22, 2021

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Up Two Know Good

In the traditional sense, if someone is "up to no good", they're doing something bad, or wrong.

WE ARE NOT TRADITIONAL.

We are a collective that defies all odds, a group of individuals, comrades from all walks of life.

Regardless of whether we have different beliefs, careers, experiences or values, we are all Up Two Know Good.

"Up Two" as in two steps ahead, in the lead, striving to win.

"Know Good" as in seeking Knowledge of Self, living the "good life".

We have chosen to commit to knowing better, with intentions of doing better.

We are seeking out the very best in ourselves and in every aspect of our lives.

(Taken from UpTwoKnowGood.com)

What's Good?

Those kids are Up Two Know Good.

by What's Good October 15, 2014

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Two Girls, One Swamp

The act of two women saving up their feces for an entire month, as the feces reach the peak of methane production they climb in and begin an act so vile. The two women begin taking clumps of feces and inserting it into their rectums, vaginas, and mouths. While this is going on a Mandingo party is raging on while a gentleman whispers in the womens' ears, "Better out and in, I always say."

My mandingo party was asked to help in a Two Girls, One Swamp party. It was a little smelly.

by SiranianHawk13 February 12, 2015

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