Droopy Mouth Syndrome

Droopy Mouth Syndrome aka (DMS) is a condition that affects individuals when they're in the presence of a woman who embodies the ' 3B's' (Beauty, Brains and Body). Her presence causes somatical impairement which causes pangs, penury, tretfullness and fidgety jitters. Curmudgeons who pitch for the beef industry are significantly affected. Physiotherapy and Psychotherapy are the only treatments that can help repair damage, reduce stiffness and pain, increase mobility and improve their qual;ity of life and help the person change and overcome their morbid jealousy.

The symptoms of Droopy Mouth Syndrome:
-Drooping of one side of the face
-Numbness & tinglimng
-Pain & discomfort
-Muscle twitching, cramps & twitching
-Popping sound of jaw when attempting to close the mouth
-unusual facial expression
-Blank stare
-Decreased appetite
-Difficulty standing, abnormal gait
-Headache
-Constipation, distended stomach
-Anxiety, confusion & excessive sweating

Example:
Jiro: "WTF is wrong with Sullen, she looks she's had a bitter pill?"
MC: "IDK, she's been like that as soon Hailey walked in"
Jiro: "Oh, look, it's not just her, look at the other women over there, they look like stunned mullets as well"
MC: "Shit, that fishy smell must be coming from their end"

by Ball tamperer May 17, 2018

toast mouth

When a girl won't suck you because she has a sore throat!

I can't go down on you, I have toast mouth!

by JAB_1987 November 10, 2018

mouth doctor

someone who is exceptionally skilled in oral sex

your wife is a real mouth doctor

by mouth doctor May 10, 2019

Smash Mouthing

The act of giving or receiving a blowjob while watching Shrek.

My girlfriend is an all-star at smash mouthing.

by Kosan October 7, 2022

Itchy-mouthed

A mouth that's liable to get loud and say to much at anytime.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003

Mouth-breather

Someone who no longer wears a mask indoors for large gatherings. These people are not anti-maskers/anti-vaxxers and used to wear their masks. Due to unclear expectations set by the CDC, state governments, businesses, and peers, they no longer wear their mask.

I was going to go to a wedding this weekend, but I'm sure there will be a lot of Mouth-breathers at the event.

by wells33abducted December 16, 2021

Rat Mouth

The Rat Mouth is a mostly noctournal mammal who will mate with anything with a pulse. It's natural habitat encompasses all local watering holes and consumes copious amounts of alcohol. They are often forced to habitually migrate from one hole to another due to Alligator Mouth (see definition below), slander and libel (grafitti) to others and other henious acts. The Rat Mouth will puff up and instigate then call in reinforcements and cowardly call the law when they can no longer handle difficult prey. It will have the law on speed dial and inform the activities of it's former watering hole. Extreme caution should be used if you encounter a Rat Mouth. Do not befriend it, it is parasitic in nature and when all resources are exhausted it will turn on you with the above traits.

Watch out for her. She has a huge Rat Mouth and can not be trusted.

by People Watchers April 27, 2014