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Two Girls, One Swamp

The act of two women saving up their feces for an entire month, as the feces reach the peak of methane production they climb in and begin an act so vile. The two women begin taking clumps of feces and inserting it into their rectums, vaginas, and mouths. While this is going on a Mandingo party is raging on while a gentleman whispers in the womens' ears, "Better out and in, I always say."
My mandingo party was asked to help in a Two Girls, One Swamp party. It was a little smelly.
by SiranianHawk13 February 12, 2015
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two finger cheese platter

When after sex and a man creampies a lady; she then scoops out the man batter and licks it off her two fingers
After love making with her man; Samantha sits down to a nice two finger cheese platter.
by Dallask8675309 July 30, 2017
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i have two sneeze

when you have to sneeze, you yell fuck loud!!
Bryan: I have two sneeze
George: ok go sneeze
Bryan: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by youngkap February 15, 2019
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Two dimes on the belly of a biscuit

A mildly valuable item discovered in the bowels or auxilliary to something of comparably lower value.
"I found a timex watch in the trunk of that wrecked Kia."

"Aw damn .... two dimes on the belly of a biscuit!"
by Lil' Ree-Ree June 20, 2017
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Two Scoops of Peanut Butter

A sex act where the man dips his testicles (one at a time) into the consensual sex partners anus and proceeds to then put said testicles into the parters mouth. The brownish fecal matter on the testicles gives the scroctum the appearance of being two scoops of peanut butter
Last night we were so drunk that she let me give her two scoops of peanut butter. We were both so ashamed this morning
by Ravenous Movie Fan #1 December 14, 2019
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two steps too late

When a man who has time infinitely accelerated speed blitzes out of your attack and then dashes behind you with his infinite speed because he abused your weakness
star platinum: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
Enrico Pucci: Two Steps, You where two steps too late. The blood of the powerful joestar family for their strength their courage their bravery fate is on their side, however! weakness is written in their blood. Jotaro Kujo.. your weakness is your daughter!
by jojo shitpost crusader August 9, 2023
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Putting up a four and a two

He’s putting up a four and a two he gets loads of bitches
by tamalad May 31, 2022
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