Ride-surfing

When a Lyft or Uber driver turns on both apps, going available, and waits for a ride request to come in from a potential passenger, rather than getting in their vehicle and driving towards where it's busier.

Ride-sharing dejected un-glorified carpooling dejected un-glorified taxi unappreciated underappreciated dejected low-paid underpaid immediately homeless with 3 or less stars peon driver pee’d on driver from your couch

#Ride-sharing #dejected un-glorified #carpooling #dejected un-glorified #taxi #unappreciated

#dejected low-paid UNDERPAID #immediately homeless with 3 or less stars #peon driver #pee’d on driver

#from #your #couch

Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm staying right here, ride-surfing, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, ((wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!

"Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin'! and staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!. Ridesharin' is the shizn
"Bru, no way.
I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin' & staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things.

Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish!

I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!

Ride-surfing is the shiznit!

by Inspktr May 3, 2018

ride height

The height required if the person presents themselves as undoable...

Jeremy karate chopped himself across the front of his torso in response to a request if he was DTF some shorty to let them know they be too short to ride this ride for three ride height be higher

by D3V14T0R August 17, 2024

riding the rapids

When a woman ejaculates while you're fucking her in the pussy, you neither pull out nor let her squirm away but ram your cock in deeper to make her squirt harder.

"I hit it so good that I was riding the rapids after only five minutes of beating up them guts."

by xurdy999 December 2, 2015

ride or die

Sanjana Rajesh

"Omg, Sanjana. You're a ride or die. Amen. Retweet."

by baby_shefffffffff May 30, 2022

Ride the Frack

To stand barefoot while a fracking operation occurs, preferably on hardwood or grass while thoroughly altered. Feel the rollercoaster of the earth vibrating beneath your feet. It's free entertainment, enjoy the spicy air tomorrow.

After work, I go home, get high, and ride the frack.

"I will not ban fracking." - Kamala Harris, presidential debate, 2024

by MindMunger November 23, 2024

Riding the Range

A sexual reference, originally relating to cowgirl, reverse cowgirl or standing cowgirl. In a universal sense, it could relate to any form of intercourse Also could define a long-extended period of sexual intercourse.

Jennifer wanted to ride the range with Kenny.

Despite his hinting, but Hope never wanted to ride the range with Calvin
After three hours riding the range, Jo was noticeably exhausted.

by FuzzBuzz July 1, 2020

Baltimore Bus Ride

When someone shits on your dick and then hops on it for a ride.

She asked to use the bathroom and I asked if she wanted a Baltimore Bus Ride instead

by Kbdml March 19, 2022