pizza scale

When the ends of the scale of a thing measures from acceptable to exceptional, because no matter what, you still have the thing.

Damn, my favourite takeaway is taking forever!
It's ok, dude. Pizza scale.

by kittiekommittee July 25, 2023

jailhouse pizza

A concoction of the worst foods possible that are offered to prisoners in jail. It consists of ramen noodles, crushed up Doritos, and a singular slice of processed cheese.

Trig: I think I’m going to make some jailhouse pizza tonight!

Avery: GOD NO

by chef_trigramsey February 10, 2021

rotten pizza

Uncool. Sucks. Bad. Boring. Laaaaaame. The opposite is “fresh pizza”.

That’s rotten pizza. He’s so rotten pizza. Rotten pizza, dude. Rotten pizza vibes.

by Rotten pizza April 13, 2025

Mexican Pizza

Mexican Pizza
When a Mexican or Latino man hits that pussy so hard and obliterates it to a pizza

Oh my god, yesterday JL hit my pussy so hard he turned it into a Mexican pizza

by "Queen S" June 28, 2018

Cheese Pizza

When you don't wash your uncut penis for a month and have sex with a girl with a yeast infection

This girl I hooked up with in the club made a cheese pizza with me.

by Dick Gritty July 9, 2024

Pizza

The act of crying into a pair of used panties while masterbating

"ugh, Simeons in Pizza time again"
"Hey guys! My names Simeon and I love to pizza"

by Syntax1985 May 9, 2022

Pizza Dough

The fatty skin that hangs down onto your neck and chin when in the 69 position with a women who has had a bad c section surgery.

I was almost choked by her big pizza dough while we were 69ing.

by Polynikes September 2, 2023