When your boss is Jewish and decides to close the business and hour before closing and calls it a "half day".
Dave: Hey Dennis, do you think we'll close early today for the holiday weekend?
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!
by denchr6 May 24, 2024

by House of Spoon September 22, 2009

by SkinnyNat March 10, 2021

by JADE27 February 3, 2022

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible
1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president
by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 30, 2020

"I thought you said you were woke now. Why aren't you checking your white privilege?"
"No, I'm half-woke. You were right: I always was a white supremacist, I just didn't realize it. And clearly I can't change that. So, heil Hitler, and go love a nigger."
"No, I'm half-woke. You were right: I always was a white supremacist, I just didn't realize it. And clearly I can't change that. So, heil Hitler, and go love a nigger."
by Etichetta Nera May 27, 2021

Great-great-grandparent's half-sibling.
My half-great-great-grandpibling is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
