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Jewish half-day

When your boss is Jewish and decides to close the business and hour before closing and calls it a "half day".
Dave: Hey Dennis, do you think we'll close early today for the holiday weekend?
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!
by denchr6 May 24, 2024
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Half Baked Barry

When male genitalia is only 50% erect. Also known as a semi.
"that porno has given me a half baked Barry"
by House of Spoon September 22, 2009
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Half Ho

A girl who will flirt with a guy for a long time and then ghost his ass, for no reason.
Person 1: Wow did you hear Allie ghosted Austin?
Person 2: Yeah, she's such a half ho.
by SkinnyNat March 10, 2021
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Half furry

A human that only has ears and a tail.
That half furry seems like a really nice person
by JADE27 February 3, 2022
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1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible
1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president
by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 30, 2020
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half-woke

When you get woke, but decide to go the other way with it and turn to white supremacism for real.
"I thought you said you were woke now. Why aren't you checking your white privilege?"
"No, I'm half-woke. You were right: I always was a white supremacist, I just didn't realize it. And clearly I can't change that. So, heil Hitler, and go love a nigger."
by Etichetta Nera May 27, 2021
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Great-great-grandparent's half-sibling.
My half-great-great-grandpibling is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
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