The holiday event begins on December 1st. All identified furry characters encountered during the event must be eliminated as part of the objective, failure to eliminate them will result in guaranteed retaliation after 5 minutes.
Kill a Furry Day
Person #1: "I see you, Mr. Furry."
Furry #2: Perishes.
(To perish: a formal or literary term meaning to die, often in a sudden or tragic manner.)
Person #0839: "Love you, furries."
Five minutes later...
Person #0839 was found dead, lying on the street. He, too, had been killed.
Person #1: "I see you, Mr. Furry."
Furry #2: Perishes.
(To perish: a formal or literary term meaning to die, often in a sudden or tragic manner.)
Person #0839: "Love you, furries."
Five minutes later...
Person #0839 was found dead, lying on the street. He, too, had been killed.
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