sam emphy

I had a Sam for my bf once... he broke my heart in collage. We had a GREAT relationship, since high school, but I broke up with him when I caught him having you-know-what with a different girl...

The love of my life, Sam Emphy, broke my heart.... <3 :(

by Aubree Laurel November 20, 2017

Sam from Disregard

Never in the office because she’s actually a troll who has a bridge to guard.

Have you met that condescending squidbilly? She’s such a Sam from Disregard!

by kikikikinomnomz March 10, 2023

Sam Shunk

#1 Most scouted teen in America, Sam Shunk plays a lot of baseball. He is committed to Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.

Also, check out his YouTube! "Sammy Shunk"

Sam Shunk is cool!

by Baseball World September 5, 2019

Sam wheat

So sexy and gets any lady is 100% straight with a big schlong

Sam wheat is hot

by ys han October 21, 2019

Sam

A guy who was kind of weird when you first met him and you almost felt sorry for, but as you grew to know him he became a much better person.

Also he has ADHD so that helped?

5 Years ago Sam: Hey my dad jumped off a bridge but i am completely fine and don't need therapy
Me: thats cool bro

Sam now: Hey so i saved a kitten from getting run over.
Me: good for you bro

by SuperE06 November 4, 2020

Sam Howard (Sambob)

a being that has a grossly high intelligence.
found in ambient locations and has an crippling addiction for protein bars. if you scream SAAAAMMMMMBOBBBBBB!!!! he will be summoned while playing smoke on the water.

Who’s constantly stalking me? oh that’s just Sam Howard (Sambob) you must have summoned him when you sneezed!

by Shygvy June 1, 2022

sam

a Sam is a really nice person. they can be so nice and caring but they arnt doing best in school and the chances of them have a depressed and sad life style is very high. a Sam would be a class clown and would be so fun to get along with they are mean but can also be extremely kind and funny. any person is lucky to have a Sam in their life and that's final. a Sam would make sure their friends have a nice time with them but when they go home they have abusive parents and they don't really ever get along with them and a Sam would probably have attempted suicide at least once

them: omg he's so nice
you: he's a Sam

by jssjdjjsjajwnxjisnw April 16, 2020