Much like the Trombone or Trumpet, the partner eating out the asshole, simultaneously uses two anal bead sets to play on the other partner's rib cage, with a drumming motion.
"Carl was really enthusiastic when I told him I wanted a Rusty Xylophone. My ribs were bruised for a week. It was awesome!
by TheRatFinkLeroy August 23, 2017
Get the Rusty Xylophonemug. When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.
by felix badcock March 31, 2024
Get the Rusty Waffle Makermug. Not to be confused with the rusty trombone or rusty bagpipe, the rusty fluegelhorn is a more esoteric sexual performance which requires coordination and dexterity due to the physical condition of the recipient.
First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.
First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.
"Hey Johno, what you up to this weekend?"
"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."
"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."
by Sk!n August 30, 2024
Get the Rusty fluegelhornmug. by Themanofwords76 August 26, 2022
Get the Rusty handjobmug. by Lt. LOLZ September 21, 2016
Get the rusty tavismug. When a girl takes a shit in there hand and gives a guy a hand job without washing the shit off. This will leave a rusted look on the shaft of the penis. Hence rusty palmer
by Doc Rondow January 8, 2024
Get the Rusty Palmermug. When you stick it in her ass and she is riding you reverse cowgirl and you reach up pull on her hair braids like they are buggy reins. Can also be upgraded using a real set of leather reins and a horse bit in her mouth. Bonus points if you use a riding crop to smack her as she is cumming.
Man this chick is wild. I had her doing a Reverse Rusty Buggy and she came so hard when I hit her with the whip I thought she was going to pass out.
by Purple Leg of passion June 9, 2022
Get the Reverse Rusty Buggymug.