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A Right Near Weapon

someone so extraordinary that they need to be examined in some underground highly classified facility

For example someone who plays a 5-back in online competitive Fifa Ultimate Team
or

Someone who eats Peanut butter alone on toast
Just faced a guy in the weekend league and his team had 5 defenders ... That guy is a Right Near Weapon
by Jonathan Ojong September 2, 2022
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Left and righted it

Left and righted it Another way of saying you have left work double early ni
Have you left and righted it from work yet?
by Double busy October 11, 2019
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The Right Way

Is it stealing someone else's work and making them work for you for free?
Hym "What is the right way? Getting paid to watch UFC fights for free? How about letting a mental retard pay you to let him steal intellectual property? Ignoring the guy telling you your kids are about to get shot in the face if you don't contact HYM and to something about this immediately? What is it Mike? What's the right way? Succeeding in a way that doesn't radically undermine the success and masculinity of people who haven't actually done anything of substance? Nah. Fuck you. I'm IN THE RIGHT. So you don't get to tell me anything. You need to get off you high-horse... Get on your hands and knees... And eat that fucking crow before you, LIKE THE PEOPLE WHO SUFFERED BECAUSE AND ONLY BECAUSE YOU IGNORED ME, lose everything. You are letting people who are mentally retarded make decisions that they have no business making and now you are trying to slow roll the remediation of YOUR mistake. And I'm nor paying for it. I'm not dying for your sins this time incest freak."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2025
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Right up the tamborine

Right up your box
Stick it right up the Tamborine!
by African Koala December 31, 2019
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Mondays am I right?

On a Monday one’s depression state is drastically lowered, leading one to saw Mondays am I right?
Guy 1: Mondays am I right?
Guy 2: it’s Thursday
by Monday lord February 5, 2025
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Are you serious right now?

Ishowspeeds slogan, wtf are you doing? stop searching up random things by a racist monkey and go to church you mafaker
*About to win* Ishowspeed: OMG YES YES COME OWN IM SO CLOSE *dies* ishowspeed: ... * huge inhale* Ishowspeed: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHH NOUUUUUU :((((( >:((( *punches moniter* *moniter falls on his head* bro are you serious right now?
by The Undernot July 31, 2023
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