Personal Information

Oh? You're going to release all of it? Wonder where he got that idea... Hmm... Good plan. Genius even! You might become a world renowned genius and archetypal figure!

Hym "Yeah, see!? When you're in dire straights I AM THE THING YOU EMULATE. Clearly the strongest living entity. And best. Better than everyone. Literally the greatest. I called dibs on it (if you recall). That's 3 now. Wait 4... Wait, no, 6. Wait... Steven, Mark, Todd, Jordan, Kanye, Andrew... Yep... 6. 6 famous millionaires. Tippy-top of the food chain. I can't figure out a way to sneak 'personal information' in here so... There..."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2023

Contraceptive personality

A personality type which causes you to luck out with those you are trying to date.

Joe has tried to score with three girls so far tonight, but every time, his contraceptive personality got in the way, and we was denied.

by Nick WJ May 2, 2023

Personal Stranger

Someone who will always stay a stranger to you, yet they help you go through some tough times and are always there to talk with you about anything. Most of the time these are either people you meet online or someone like a bartender.

"Hey man you ok? You seem kinda down"
"I'm fine thanks, i've talked with my personal stranger about everything already"

by Kyorith May 4, 2023

sauce person

A person who enjoys sauce with every single meal

Merjem : I am a sauce person.
Ahmed : What does that even mean?
Merjem : I like to have sauce with every meal

Him: oh you are a sauce person! you are eating popcorn with ranch!!

by Merjmed May 5, 2023

Personal Fluffer

Man or woman who gives fellatio to someone while the receiver watches porn. The goal is to keep them on the edge of orgasm for as long as possible. Can be interchangeable with Personal Cocksucker.

I lost a bet with my buddy, now I have to spend the next few hours under his desk being his personal fluffer. I hope he doesn’t blackmail me into being his personal cocksucker too.

by Knows-too-much May 8, 2023

Person 24

Person 24 died i while ago. Some erased from existence to save the person specimens

Person 15: I miss person 24
Person 6: who the hell is that?
Person 20: … he’s dead. The damn fool killed himself to save you guys. From me. Glad I found you again so I can finish my job once and for a-

Person 1: OH MY GOD SHUT UP!!

by LemonBoiIsHappy May 10, 2023

campfire person

A person who would rather stay at home then go out to the bar with friends.

Ugh, Lisa is such a campfire person. She never what’s to go to happy hour and stay out with us until 2am.

by Sjerseyslang May 15, 2023