The type of guy to dream he was in the following situation.
He was beating off his micro penis while playing enlisted with a monkey and two Serbians, and because he was too busy jerking off his micro penis to play effectively, he wasn't able to score well for his team. He would often lose 12 squads and only get 7 kills during a match. Because of this, there was one match where he was determined to not be a loser and carry the team. As he was tryharding, he was sweating profusely and then a 6'4 300 pound even sweatier black man appeared in his room, and starting licking off his sweat. And the big black man pulled out his 15 inch bbc, and Hards loved it.
He also sucks at dark souls and skyrim.
He was beating off his micro penis while playing enlisted with a monkey and two Serbians, and because he was too busy jerking off his micro penis to play effectively, he wasn't able to score well for his team. He would often lose 12 squads and only get 7 kills during a match. Because of this, there was one match where he was determined to not be a loser and carry the team. As he was tryharding, he was sweating profusely and then a 6'4 300 pound even sweatier black man appeared in his room, and starting licking off his sweat. And the big black man pulled out his 15 inch bbc, and Hards loved it.
He also sucks at dark souls and skyrim.
by MonkeyManOogaBooga April 3, 2023
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Get the Hardmug. Working hard at not working, or working as little as possible. A fancier way of saying "slacking off".
"Yeah, Bob has been working as hard as a congressman."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."
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Get the Hard Thomasmug. Hardworking, Socially awkard Nerd who is not smart but studious. Misses the main point of a conversation 90% of the time but 10% of the time does come in to save the day with their technical nerd knowledge that no one bothered to learn. Typically avg or slightly above average IQ, just annoys normal people with social awkwardness.
Example: Try Hard Nerd: According to book page 7, 2d(e)(iiiv)(1) and also according to previous calculations in the book of revelations noted in footprint 3.666 the answer is 1 plus 68 = 69 which matches the number of bed bugs in room number 96 because I counted each bedbug by hand
- Normal person: Thanks Try Hard Nerd…
- Normal person: Thanks Try Hard Nerd…
by Holy Knight of the Sun God December 16, 2024
Get the Try Hard Nerdmug.