Davids mom

Hottest Bullshonkey around.

Guy 1: Davids mom is thicccer than a doorknob
Guy 2:Tuff

by GucciGuyJackIsNotGucci April 20, 2020

DAVID

Gay
like harang and stella too much

why are u david?

by 123david123 November 21, 2023

David Bernstein

Verb: The coolest Jewish person around, who knows how to munch munch and do magical tricks with the tongue who has it down to the science!

Omfg, did you hear what happened to Jessica? She said her legs were shaking after she got the David Bernstein experience!

by anonymous July 8, 2023

David

mysterious.

person: yo look it’s some emo dude
other person: oh that’s just david

by user_310 February 20, 2024

David

A David is a very annoying person. If you ever come across one then stay clear they are mean and unpleasant.

That's David I'd stay away from him

by Flyee03 November 23, 2021

David Comish

David Comish does not want tea.

Me: The David Comish Commish

by benn lujdlhyfthbnow the real February 9, 2023

David Breuer

@davidsshithouse on twitter is what everyone in the world wants to be. David Breuer can turn lesbian people straight by just existing in a 1 mile radius. David is the best goalkeeper in the world

Hungarian Niran: Look it’s David Breuer
Filipino Niran: *starts masturbating*

by ÏÏ November 9, 2020