born-again virgin

Someone who lost their virginity early in life but has since gone so long without sex that the period of sexual inactivity exceeds the time between their birth and their first sexual experience. Used humorously or philosophically, not to imply literal virginity.

ost my v-card at 18, but I’ve been sex-free since 2007 — I’m basically a born-again virgin (temporal) now.”

by De_mux February 4, 2026

It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30

Something to shout at males (usually) who exhibit creepy stalker-like behaviour around women (usually). This sleazy voyeuristic behaviour tends to happen in places and cultures where everyday interaction between the sexes is limited, actively encouraging the hunter/prey dynamic (following women, cat-calling, peeping tom behaviour, even assault). Frustrated males resort to even using technology to spy on females (telephoto lenses, mobile phones, drones etc), all the while blaming women for "limiting the supply of sex" or simply "asking for it!"

I see you leering at me and snapping pictures with your phone! It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30 - it's YOU!

by kapweeng April 14, 2018

Going buck wild, vigorously

Prolonged masturbation, particularly of the male sexual organ until the skin is beaten off, producing painful rashes.

I was going buck wild, vigorously, on the toilet.

by Speckt March 3, 2022