musical ride

When performing sex on a woman, (usually reverse cowgirl) and she starts to sing out loud to cover out the sounds, this usually happens when she is supposed to be in her house alone, but instead she's having sex with her boyfriend and she covers it up with singing since the neighbours are nosy and music would cause suspicions.

This is also considered a great way to mask masturbation.

Sentence:
I had to make a musical ride out of my masturbation since my parents where watching TV in the living room.

Conversation:

Carl: So, how was your date with AJ last night?

Marcos: It was great, we started making out, then one thing lead to another and we started having sex! She was great and all but she had to do a musical ride since Mac, her big brother was in the neighbours house and playing music would have gave it away...

by sad reality November 13, 2015

Alaskan bike ride

The act of grabbing a traditional phone handle and putting it in another's rear end and letting hot sauce seep from listening end to receiving end into person's rectum

"How'd it go last night with Kevin?"
"It got so hot and heavy he even gave me an Alaskan bike ride!"
"Awww that's so sweet!"

by McFzynps November 15, 2015

riding the rapids

When a woman ejaculates while you're fucking her in the pussy, you neither pull out nor let her squirm away but ram your cock in deeper to make her squirt harder.

"I hit it so good that I was riding the rapids after only five minutes of beating up them guts."

by xurdy999 December 2, 2015

Dryer riding

Getting in a large industrial dryer and riding the spin (before it gets too hot)

Me: Hey man, let's go dryer riding.
You: Let's do it, what a rush.
Me: Don't stay in too long.

by Deuce Turd December 7, 2018

Tandem wheelchair ride

When someone in a wheelchair acts as an amusement park ride attracting people of all ages to ride with him in his wheelchair

Hey baby wanna go on a Tandem wheelchair ride

by Choptastic October 18, 2018

Ride Yoshi

Super Mario World Really Indended.

How Puyo Puyo is Jealous.

Totally Original Joke: Mario is Going to Ride Yoshi, of course!

by ArleNadjaFanatic2018 November 1, 2018

Ride or die

Stydia

"Stydia are ride or die" .. I'd go back to that school right now and search all night just to prove it". " I tried using my free period but she's still in the ICU."

by Stydiaendgame July 7, 2017