Soundcloud Rapper Facial Hair

the shitty pathetic facial hair which candidates such as Lil Pump, and many others grow out thru their adolescent years

Guy no1: "Bro why dat dude grow it proud?"
Guy no2:"neither do I schwubbldy wubbldy Schub so how would I know?"
also Guy no2: "dude that's soundcloud rapper facial hair 101"

by onesyphorus March 23, 2019

getting your hair pubed

making your hair curly and bushy

i couldnt sleep, guess i be late to my hair pube-ing.
that sucks. ive always wanted my hair pubed
getting your hair pubed

by the guy banging ur mom March 1, 2022

Hair Salon Hot Pocket

When you hair dye as lube

Hey babe do want a hair salon hot pocket tonight?

by Dramqueen November 9, 2018

National grab hair day

National grab hair day guysss!! Touch someone’s hair, even if they think it’s weird! This event starts on 22nd March. Have fun!!

Can I touch your hair? “No!” *touches hair* “wtf!!” Its national grab hair day :)

by Joes hair March 20, 2021

Red Haired Master

The wise uncle meenan, that works diligantly at champs sports and helps the corporation conquer the shoe industry one foot at a time, while protecting its "Friendly Hero" from malicious phone calls.

Meenan: "Thank you for calling champs sports where all shoes are buy one get one half off, this is the red haired master how may I help you."

Prank Caller: "OOOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOOOOO, badbababapap Meenans lovin it, MEENNANA HOP, MEENANA HOP, MEENANA MEENAN MEENNANA HOP."

by Carr Monkey November 27, 2004

sponge snatch hair pants

not to be confused with a popular nickelodeon character, this person is one that will bring no joy and happyness to anyone. It is a girl on the rag who has an excessive amount of hair around her vagina.

That girl has a severe case of sponge snatch hair pants!

by MFMB January 13, 2007

New Jersey Whore Hair

The slutty girls in New Jersey think it is attractive to scrunch their hair and make it curly and hard like hay. They also use a blow dryer in this process which fries the hair and makes it very damaged.

What is up with your hair, you don't pull off the New Jersey whore hair.

by John Meritz March 10, 2008