Hair Salon Hot Pocket

When you hair dye as lube

Hey babe do want a hair salon hot pocket tonight?

by Dramqueen November 09, 2018

blue hair karate chopper

blue hair karate chopper, aka tenya lida is a blue hair guy with glasses who looks like a grandpa

blond angry hedgehog: puts legs on table
blue hair karate chopper: GET YOUR LEGS OFF THE DESK

by killmedie November 29, 2019

let the hair go with the hide

Pull out all stops and go for broke. Enjoy!

It’s a party, let the hair go with the hide.

by Hackberry December 25, 2021

let the hair go with the hide

Pull out all stops, enjoy!

It’s a party, let the hair go with the hide!

by Hackberry December 25, 2021

Red Haired Master

The wise uncle meenan, that works diligantly at champs sports and helps the corporation conquer the shoe industry one foot at a time, while protecting its "Friendly Hero" from malicious phone calls.

Meenan: "Thank you for calling champs sports where all shoes are buy one get one half off, this is the red haired master how may I help you."

Prank Caller: "OOOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOOOOO, badbababapap Meenans lovin it, MEENNANA HOP, MEENANA HOP, MEENANA MEENAN MEENNANA HOP."

by Carr Monkey November 28, 2004

sponge snatch hair pants

not to be confused with a popular nickelodeon character, this person is one that will bring no joy and happyness to anyone. It is a girl on the rag who has an excessive amount of hair around her vagina.

That girl has a severe case of sponge snatch hair pants!

by MFMB January 12, 2007

New Jersey Whore Hair

The slutty girls in New Jersey think it is attractive to scrunch their hair and make it curly and hard like hay. They also use a blow dryer in this process which fries the hair and makes it very damaged.

What is up with your hair, you don't pull off the New Jersey whore hair.

by John Meritz March 10, 2008