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ETHAN GILBERT

a sweet hearted boy and has amazing friends and has great jokes like "deez nuts"

he is very sexy and popular
ETHAN GILBERT is looking fine as hell today. SHEEEEEEEEESH
by joe among May 26, 2022
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Ethan

Ethan is so fucking fine and so fucking mine 😻
Ethan is so fine bro
by ufwlay? May 26, 2022
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Ethan Kong

someone who gets no bitches because they don't not talk to women at all- this may be due to them not caring about their appearance at all, or simply their negative eq and inability to make conversation.

they also probably don't touch grass, and when you bring it up they give a shitty excuse that they play a sport that's not really a sport (such as sailing)
"what operating system does ur computer use?"
"omg thats such an Ethan Kong thing to say"
by ahri_fangirl May 29, 2022
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Ethan, the hottest sexiest person ever you can usally find him flashing girls on FaceTime with his nipples even tho his eyebrows take up half of his forehead <3 Ethan is a very kind, funny, but gay (jk) amazing handsome boy and all the girls named Aahliyah fall for him
by Balzzz May 31, 2022
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The most sexist funny man alive like girlllllll he’s so handsome Ethan is a gentleman although he flashing girls with his nipples on FaceTime he is one of a kind Ethan is special and a girl named Aahliyah thinks he’s the best and goat because Ethan gets all the bitches Ethan’s room is very clean ofc like all the time and he is very funny but he’s gay <3
Ethan is mucho guapo
by Balzzz May 31, 2022
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eathyn

ultra sexy smexy motherfucker who gets bitches 24/7 also really rich especially since they mad goofy dawg and handsome, they get boyfriends and girlfriends they are regardless of gender and super politically correct
yo are you eathyn, because i can see you are an ultra sexy smexy motherfucker who gets bitches 24/7 also really rich especially since they mad goofy dawg and handsome, they get boyfriends and girlfriends they are regardless of gender and super politically correct

"yeah thats right you are 100% correct (Eathyns are also very kind and thoughtful)"
by jackernaut123 June 1, 2022
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ethan

Ethan... You will always want a Ethan around. He brightens your day, he makes you laugh, hes super fun to ride busses with. If you need someone to stand up for you he for sure got your back. Maybe that's why he has so many friends. Make sure your careful on what you say to him cause he has a soft heart. Ethan is an amazing guy and make sure you hold on to him for a long time cause he got you no matter what. You can tell him literally anything and he will be understanding and will help you through the way. He is such an amazing person in my life and i hope we never break apart from our friendship. You might think that not talking to him for a while means that you guys are losing your friendship, but he will never do that to you. i love the Ethan in my life and i hope im friends with him forever.
" Ethan is the bestest friend you could ever have"
by doglover3099 June 1, 2022
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