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Shit-Swoop

Stealing the honor of performing the first bowel movement in someone else's new residence. This is most applicable after you help a buddy move-in to a new place and you just have to go to the bathroom to take a dump.
Andy: "Hey guys, I just totally stunk up the bathroom, be warned!"

Andrew: "Damnit Andy! Why did you just shit-swoop my bathroom? This is my brand-new apartment and I haven't even used the toilet yet!"
by Ronnie J October 18, 2012
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Shit pantsed

When a person becomes so intoxicated that they excrete stool in their own pants. All though this is extremely hard to do, there have been several recorded events in which this has occured
You: Dude, what smells like shit?
Me: Katie, she is so shit pantsed right now man!!!
You: hell yeah!!!
by 1Girl2Pants November 16, 2009
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Cross Shit

High repetitions of Olympic lifts with poor form
I prefer power lifting over Cross Shit
by Chaz Lemon September 6, 2018
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Tub Shitting

A generalized reference to the use of one’s laundry tub as a toilet, usually the result of an urgent situation preventing one from making it to the toilet or the unfortunate result of having an unusable toilet. Taking a tub shit often occurs when one has limited time to defecate, such as when playing Warcraft and being given a short AFK.
Me: Where's Kirky? We need to pull.
You: He had to go. Don't worry, he's Tub Shitting so he will BB soon.
by Britana633 October 3, 2012
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Likid Shit

Product of a Shart (a combination of a shit and a fart. That very uncomfortable "OH SHIT" that usually leaks out after it happens
After perkolating, Ricky had the likid shits
by alohaman January 18, 2008
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shit nutts

it's what you get from anal sex with a chick who needs to take a dump!!
i was fuckin this chick in the poo shute,and she gave me,shit nutts!
by Quiggley sinner February 7, 2009
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gyal is shit

gyal is shit but we need them in life but they are still shit
your gyal done you you wld say gyal is shit to feel better
by lil ling ling April 9, 2020
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