by lilheadnametia September 8, 2023
Get the dick ridingmug. Thug #1: Ay cuzzo, check out these new rims!
Thug #2: Uh-oh, Uh-oh! I see you pimpin'! Gon ride em up!!
Thug #2: Uh-oh, Uh-oh! I see you pimpin'! Gon ride em up!!
by gangstathug12 May 11, 2008
Get the ride em upmug. When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.
The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.
The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.
Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.
by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023
Get the Dick Riding Roulettemug. someone who has no business riding a bicycle. Or even walking next to one. Watching them attempt to do so falls somewhere between a child's first try on two wheels or your 83 year old grandmother who happens to have Parkinson's disease ride a bicycle. Similar to the term "pushing mongo" often used to describe a skateboarder who pushes with the wrong foot.
Check out dude riding longo!!! He nearly got hit by that car then ran straight into the bus stop! Ha! Awesome. Idiot...
by gutteryuck15 March 28, 2015
Get the Riding longomug. After a great date, they went back to her dorm room. When he whipped it out, she thought it was too big for her so she gave him a boobie ride instead and he showed his appreciation with a pearl necklace.
by SayILoveCrepes July 19, 2025
Get the boobie ridemug. When a woman packs a snowball and pokes a hole right through its diameter, and then proceeds to give a man a hand job with the aforementioned snowball.
It was the middle of winter and Jenny and Edward were feeling kinky so Jenny gave Edward an Alaskan bus ride.
by Jframe2002 May 10, 2016
Get the alaskan bus ridemug. by mtpieluvr July 24, 2021
Get the ride and shinemug.