That tree has a branch

It means then someone that looks like a female but its actually a male
This can be used for femboys

Freind1: bro meadow look fine asf Imma hook her up
Freind 2 : broThat tree has a branch

by FLWZY November 1, 2025

2 birds on the tree

A drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree

Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"

by Klockoline October 13, 2023

Dollar Tree Do-rag Man

The only do rags people were anymore because they don't know where to actually buy them. Also the new wave is to cut the man out and post it on random things.

Kid-**needs to build a rocket for school and puts Dollar Tree Do-rag Man on it**(had glitter on it too)
**holding the rocket**
** glitter comes off**
Kid- The dollar Tree do-rag man nutted on me

by tekashicollinsnorth May 25, 2019

piss the bark off a tree

To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree

“When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”

by CharlieAlpha November 13, 2022

Fellon's Tree Removal

An arborist in upstate NY who employes felons.

Felon: "hey Carl, you hiring?"
Carl: "Yeah Dude, can you run a chainsaw?"
Felon: "fuck yeah dude! I got tons of experience in that! I chainsawed my girlfriend into pieces. That's how I got my first felony!"
Carl: "Right on. When can you start?"
Felon: "Right after I get that body out of my trunk... Can I run the wood chipper too?"
Carl: "Of course. You at clearly qualified and trustworthy. Welcome to Fellon's Tree Removal."

by Double take July 10, 2025

Mystical tree

The root where all wisdom is born.

The mystical tree enlightened me about what women really want!

by Sohn von mystical tree September 17, 2023

Tossing those Trees

Deforestation using military ordinance during war in order to damage or destroy vehicles in the forest.

Ukraine was tossing those trees with their drones. LSA!

by Profit- June 6, 2025