mom dick

The point at which mothers measure themselves against other mothers in regards to how awesome they are at being a mom. Derived from the idea of men measuring the lengths of their dicks to indicate which male ranks highest.

Quit measuring your mom dicks, we all know you're "super awesome moms" by your lengthy posts about you kids.

by forneverlost December 22, 2014

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Step-mom

The thick ass mother figure every step son wants to fuck

Step-mom hi Dan
Step-son thinking I would fuck you till you were pregnant and broken
Step-son hi

by I whould fuck my stepmother June 25, 2021

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Your Mom

A comeback often used by rutards :

Jimmy: "Can you turn that light off?"
Philip: "Can you turn your mom off?"
Jimmy: "Can YOU turn your mom off?"

by TuMadreYea February 6, 2010

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Mom Fetish

When you think about only moms and how you want to fuck someone else's mother. You have a problem if you only talk about fucking someone else's mother, get a girlfriend.

Friend: I'm gonna fuck your mom again and give you another kid
Me: You say this every day
Friend: and your mom fucks me every day
Me: You have a mom fetish, go to a doctor

by A1Squid July 26, 2021

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mom wallet

Oversized purse wallet carried by not a mom.

Erica has a mom wallet that barely fits in her purse. She carries it with pride

by Chelsea Sanders November 13, 2007

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mom-ment

The kinds of comments that only a mother makes. They are usually a little obtuse and possibly totally obvious.

My mom makes the most obtuse mom-ments sometimes. Like yesterday morning, I was telling her how I was going out with friends and she reached for my arm and said "Now Dear, if you are going out with your friends, you really should change out of your pajamas. Those are pajamas, right? I never can tell the fashion these days."

by bluesbabyjane75 September 10, 2012

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