Mud monkey

The name given to a completely useless project manager who is incapable of making any decisions for themselves and consistently use employees with far superior knowledge to answer questions and write emails for them while they take the credit for your work.

You know our project manager is a real mud monkey he is completely useless and might as well live out his life as a fudge dragon!

by Phlegm monkey September 16, 2017

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Mud skeeter

Another word for mud cricket. See definition

Best if used with a country accent

Damn mud skeeter was hanging off the side of his truck.

by Cherpollake June 25, 2017

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Mud Gun

The human anus in the act of defecation
“Shooting the mud gun” or “taking a shit”

Well it’s 8am and I just had my coffee, time to go fire the Mud Gun

by crbrewski October 29, 2020

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Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit

“May we all be mud monsters”

by haazeydaaze September 19, 2021

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Mud Pud

Traditional southern US dish, usually prepared by rural inhabitants. Consists of throwing up the previous day's dinner into a pot, adding tabasco and letting simmer for 40-50 minutes.

"Kids, the winter's been rough. Looks like we'll be living on Mud Pud for a while".

by mudpudman666 March 25, 2017

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