Lil haired ass bitch

A person that talks a lot of shit but hair can’t go past their ears.

“Lil’ Bald head bitch, still the most hated.”

“I’m not finna argue wit a lil haired ass bitch…bitch hair can’t even touch the ears and wanna talk.”

by The baddest bitch on earth July 18, 2022

Red Haired Master

The wise uncle meenan, that works diligantly at champs sports and helps the corporation conquer the shoe industry one foot at a time, while protecting its "Friendly Hero" from malicious phone calls.

Meenan: "Thank you for calling champs sports where all shoes are buy one get one half off, this is the red haired master how may I help you."

Prank Caller: "OOOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOOOOO, badbababapap Meenans lovin it, MEENNANA HOP, MEENANA HOP, MEENANA MEENAN MEENNANA HOP."

by Carr Monkey November 27, 2004

sponge snatch hair pants

not to be confused with a popular nickelodeon character, this person is one that will bring no joy and happyness to anyone. It is a girl on the rag who has an excessive amount of hair around her vagina.

That girl has a severe case of sponge snatch hair pants!

by MFMB January 13, 2007

New Jersey Whore Hair

The slutty girls in New Jersey think it is attractive to scrunch their hair and make it curly and hard like hay. They also use a blow dryer in this process which fries the hair and makes it very damaged.

What is up with your hair, you don't pull off the New Jersey whore hair.

by John Meritz March 10, 2008

give the cat a hair cut

you need to shave your pubic area

Boy 1: so, how did it goo with Jane last night

Boy 2: o god, it was going hot till she took off her pants, she really needs to give the cat a hair cut

Boy1: harsh man

by sexistripperchick July 1, 2009

Blue-Haired Twitter Millennial

Fat, Blue-Haired Feminists who make the worst opinions of man kind, Are always rude to a selective type of person, ( Usually Men) And ruin any kind of mood-set for anyone, because of their bullshit accusations or comforting skills. They try repeatedly to put their own indifferences in things, but it never ends well.

Here Comes the Blue-Haired Twitter Millennials trying to make "Kill all Men" real

by nhjjooj February 9, 2022

hair-all-over-the-place

shabbily messed-up coif

a strong wind blew my hair-all-over-the-place

by girlacrossthesea September 25, 2005