Fortnite

Its the number one cause of breakups and divorces.

Male: "Fortnite"

Female: "Hope you like sleeping alone"

by MythiMemes May 27, 2018

Fortnite

a game that came up and is stealing our mans in 2018

girlfriend: “hey babe”
“hello”
“why aren’t you answering me”
“babe”

“what are you doing”
boyfriend: “ what the fuck yo dumb ass was blowing up my shit and made me lose in fortnite😤”

by youngb0 May 28, 2018

Fortnite

A game where wins are everything and squeakers give do bizarre acts for a carry. Also you can never drop anywhere else, it's always Tilted Towers.

GUY 1: where we droppin'

SQUEAKER: is that even a question, we're playing Fortnite, not Minecraft.

by Fgfgffffggffgfggffggffg May 28, 2018

Fortnite

Wretched fortnote has taken over my siblings. screw EPIC GAMES I hate you. Thanks aot for that lose girlfreinds aaaaarrrrgggghhh

Fortnite has ruined my life thanks alot

by peppapilg the sav June 25, 2019

fortnite

a game that steals your life

hey wanna play a game that wastes your life
you mean fortnite?

by IDK94068039 June 26, 2019

Fortnite

Considered as “The hottest flaming bag of the smelliest shit right of the Video Gaming neighborhood” and the worst excuse to miss school and lose your girlfriend. Why it’s so bad you say? Example from a few: It’s a copy of actual, really good games like Minecraft, Team Fortress 2 (I feel like The name was inspired by TF2, please don’t criticize me if not) Overall, Fortnite is Brain Cancer.

Joseph:

Hey, dude! Did you buy the new
Fortnite season pass?

Me:

Are you still playing

That cringe Fortnite? That’s

Our friendship is over!

Joseph: So did you get it or
Not dude?

Me:

Joseph: Dude?

by Theory42 June 27, 2019

Fortnite

a gay game that is a third person shooter, really popular for some reason and also ruled by 8 year old's and that people really REALLY rage on.

Kid: Wanna play some Fortnite?
Kid 2: Are you gonna smash your pc again?
Kid: Nah, I don't rage anymore.
Kid 2: Ok.

by hiimanoob June 30, 2019