Mushroom Burn

When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.

Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...

Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.

by DirtyDan89 October 9, 2018

Mind-Burn

A WORD FOR WHEN A PERSON IS OVERWHELMED BY OTHER DUDES WISDOM

Jacob was mind-burnt when Jack spat facts

by JOHN'S GALAXY March 2, 2021

burning yankee

When a person jerks themselves, or someone else, off after having eaten something spicy with their hands - typically hot wings - resulting in a burning sensation on, in, and around the genitals.

Origin: "burning" from the sensation and "yankee" from the action to yank, as in yanking someone off.

Yo, why's Tom been in the bathroom so long?

Well, considering the ghost pepper wings we had earlier, those leggings our waitress was wearing, and the fact that he just texted me to bring him some ice, I'll wager he gave himself a burning yankee.

by Throwawaywhenthru June 22, 2022

Burn

One of the most heartbreaking song in the show hamilton

Why is she crying so hard
Shes listening to burn again

by Linnamonroll May 28, 2020

Alabama Road Burn

When you pull your pecker out of a woman’s ass and it has and shit on it

“Man Keisha gave me some sick Alabama Road Burn last night, and didn’t even apologize”

by 6BBC9 December 25, 2018

Burns

It means you smell like a rotten and charred grilled babst. Scares away all people. Considered to be direct descendants of Robert babst

You look like a fat burns

by Salpnuts6969 January 28, 2019

Burning to the ground

So I guess the conservative Christian media is lying.

Hym "Because they say that LA IS burning to the ground! That's so weird! A Meatball Ron is smirking about the right way to do things while he and his fat-slut wife are stealing money from charities. There is only one solution to the problem they are trying to create here. And their kids I'll make the same choice they did every time the get the opportunity."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025