One who has no idea what they are talking about and when they realize no one cares he starts to talk about the girl he supposavly scored last night when we all know it was his gay ass uncle chuck in the game closet.
by Hellz mercenary January 5, 2009
Get the Douche Bagmug. by Herpz October 16, 2008
Get the Douche Fagmug. by Nora May 17, 2003
Get the Douche Bagmug. 1.Similiar to a "Fucktard," people who think they are the man, but in reality they are unco ordinated and have a minute amount of friends, usually appear in groups of 3-4.
2.Or a white man who acts black/wog, listens to black "hip-hop" and tricks out his car like a wog, with his fully sick mono block amps.
2.Or a white man who acts black/wog, listens to black "hip-hop" and tricks out his car like a wog, with his fully sick mono block amps.
Look at those three Fucktards, Hayden, Joe and Tom are such Douche Bags.
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Christ, that Peter is a Douche Bag.
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Christ, that Peter is a Douche Bag.
by King_Douche_Greg April 2, 2007
Get the douche bagmug. Someone who will have sex no matter how disgusting it is and it doesn't matter if the sex is with a boy or girl. In fact the douche pumper almost prefers sex to be nasty. They like having sex with girls on the rag and boys with full colons.
Oh my god Duane! did you really just make it with that stanky chick? What are you? Some kind of Douche Pumper?
See Also: blender, jewdapp, hodapp, Crohn's Disease
See Also: blender, jewdapp, hodapp, Crohn's Disease
by Rare Hare July 21, 2006
Get the Douche Pumpermug. by jslow3 February 2, 2008
Get the Le Douchemug. 