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rotten eggs

father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.

son: oh, is really full of rotten eggs. if my report card has no rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.
by Sexydimma June 18, 2012
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Mustache Eggs

Contrary to popular belief, mustaches lay and hatch from eggs. They sit on top of their eggs until the baby mustaches hatch. That's why you can't see a mustache egg. Then there's a mustache with food particles stuck to it that the person wearing it is unaware of. This can also be sported on the top lip of a person who has no facial hair. This is different than a mustache egg and is not to be confused with one, despite the name of it. This is called an Egg McMustache. An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is also a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"In regards to mustache eggs, these people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023
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egg

egg.

Yes.
by R3D Momo March 31, 2021
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Egg salad

Someone who is annoying ass piece of motherfucking shit dick bitch.
by Eye h8 u January 12, 2019
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Rotten Egg

A closeted trans person (an egg) that uses transphobia to cope.
Alice: Did you hear the news? Charlie went on another transphobic tirade yesterday.
Bob: What a rotten egg.
by MalumLibrum958 October 22, 2023
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Egg

The verb that is an action of Screaming and shouting for no reason what so ever, can be very attractive to females as it relates to stovin mode and mammoth milk.
When I say egg you say egg
Now there’s 10 bloody eggs in the fridge
by Lord egg July 13, 2019
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