A Jacob is a very funny person, they love sports but can never play them because he sucks at. A Jacob is a very romantic person. Treat him good.
by Pussysoaker November 21, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. A mental case who find the wierdest videos and images. Is probably a secret furry and is sometimes dangerous to be around. But, he is funny most of the time. He is also a beast on Minecraft PvP.
by ChinchyNewt1 August 3, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. Fat as with pube hairs on his neck, totally steals shit, and is fuckin rich, flexes on everyone, and is a total dushbag to a certain person.
Dude Jacob totally swooped in and stole my girl now hes gunna smash her while he slaps her with his gucci belt.
by mcnibbins June 4, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. The party animal/alcoholic of the friend group. He may be short, but he’s a fantastic looking guy with a massive schlong. His body count is probably higher than your father’s.
by PlutoniumGinger May 8, 2024
Get the Jacob Smythmug. by Destoryer10153 April 8, 2024
Get the JMS Jacobmug. by Dr. King Schultz November 25, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. 