Donkey between two haystacks

A difficult situation in which a palestinian chick is about to get seduced by two french speakers.

"Reem is like a donkey between two haystacks"

by Pembertonthedon November 5, 2013

The Laughing Donkey

“The Laughing Donkey” is the name of the person and the room party game “The Laughing Donkey”. This game were a bunch of consenting adult furries get a wheel and spin it until it stops on a name, whomever’s name it lands on must take a shot. This continues until someone passes out from drunkenness, this person is called “The Laughing Donkey”. “The Laughing Donkey” is then sodomized by the other players and sometimes even objects in the room. The goal of this game is to make the loser wake up full of the other player’s semen and make them hung over.

Person 1: “Where is Jonathan I need him to send over those IT forms so we can finalize the deal?”

Person 2: “Boss Jonathan went to that room party after the furcon and they played ‘The Laughing Donkey’ Jonathan was crawling all over the place this morning throwing up in the bathroom and leaving a trail like a snail, he CAN NOT work today”

Person 1: “God damnit why do only furries do IT I can never understand you fuckers!”

Person 2: “OwO; sowwy bossy~”

by EducationIsMyPurpose September 13, 2023

Burping the donkey

Testing the airflow of a bong while filling to the correct water level

Doc was burping the donkey so he could get ready to do a dab.

by cheddachris2 June 20, 2022

Swamp Donkey

A flea infested wench usually found in the gutters of cities. Often found feasting on the bowel movements of south African children.

Since they have no purpose to live, they are usually hunted by a group known as the Wolf-Pack.

"There goes a Swamp Donkey! Should we shoot it, or kick it?"

by Slashback October 9, 2009

spectrum donkey

Someone who is so autistic they act like a donkey

Did that kid just brey? I bet they are a spectrum donkey.

by Eosjwer November 17, 2023

Donkey Biscuit

An incrediby disrespectful, derogatory term for a Police Officer. "Donkey Biscuit" began gaining traction with Black Lives Matter supporters in Baltimore, Portland, and New York. The term is often chanted at the police as an insult, typically resulting in the officer becoming enraged and shouting back at protestors. The terms origins are unclear, but it is HIGHLY offensive to most police officers.

"Fuck this donkey biscuit ass pig"

" These donkey biscuits is craaaazy, riiight?"

"Fuck 12, ya moms box is lit, you aint shit but a donkey biscuit"

by Taggard Muff September 17, 2020

Donkey Phlegm

the thick viscous substance secreted by the mucous membranes of the respiratory passages, especially when produced in excessive quantities during a cold. This is a slang term used in England originally used in Birmingham

I have Donkey phlegm

by Vape Duke Luke September 16, 2018