cow cookie

Cow shit nugget ready 4 the boken 😋

Kicked a smelly cow cookie, then got hangry: talk about random!

by Strongblanco June 22, 2019

Half a Cookie

When your girl is taking a shit, and she accepts your dick in her mouth until completion. She gave you half a cookie.

Him “we haven’t had sex in forever”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit”
Him “i got to get it where i can”

by Cookie-monster December 11, 2024

cookie basket

Similar to when a girl is reverse cowgirl however she’s in the position of a cannon ball by holding her ankles. So therefore she is getting her cookie basket stuffed.

Jessica didn’t look too flexible but she could still get into the cookie basket.

by DanielleWhittier April 29, 2023

shanghai cookie

When a woman is performing anal cunnilingus, while simultaneously robbing you from behind your back.

That goddamn hooker gave me a Shanghai Cookie! She ate my ass and took my wallet!

by Deadard Stark September 25, 2021

cookie

he is tall cool, loves baseball has blonde long hair and plays halo and has a lot of friends usually rules his friends but it is very nice he will always be there for you and if a girl has his consider your self very very lucky.

hey, who is that? that's cookie cant you tell

by Bardown90 November 18, 2021

Cookie

the most delicious mom to tell your mom when she dies sadly

“mom i want cookies.”
“die mum.”

by yesmaamboygirl February 23, 2020

Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies

The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.

by Connie Bates May 13, 2016