by Lordheadass March 9, 2021
Get the Pimp sexualmug. by Elliehep June 29, 2020
Get the rih-sexualmug. by Daguy4 October 11, 2022
Get the chrissy sexualmug. First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022
Get the Sexual basesmug. Anybody who is a huge fan of D’Angelo Russell or dickriding D’Angelo Russell. They become fans of any team D’Angelo Russell plays for. These type of individuals thinks that D’Angelo Russell is better than Michael Jordan.
by D’Angelo Russell Fan December 24, 2020
Get the D’Angelo Russell Sexualmug. Girl 1: hey are you going to the sexual orientation party tonight
Girl 2: Yes i can't wait to let everyone know i am a lesbian
Girl 1: every one knows you're a lesbian
Girl 2: Yes i can't wait to let everyone know i am a lesbian
Girl 1: every one knows you're a lesbian
by Axrx December 9, 2021
Get the Sexual orientationmug. When your trying to have intercourse with a lady freind and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind
Due to recent events around the country, ive been instructed to teach you all about sexual harassment in school
by Semam December 19, 2021
Get the Sexual harassmentmug.