red car theory

the theory that whenever you see one red car there is always another beside, behind or close to it when driving, or when parked

did you see the 5 red cars at that junction, the red car theory is confirmed

by Taylorssssss October 14, 2023

Car

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car go zoom

by YEETHMIGU March 21, 2022

jungle car

A girl that likes a lot of black guys

That bitch is a jungle car! #damn

by Aseowold September 12, 2016

Car Beaner

What americans end up saying when they try to pronounce "Karbiner" when refering to a series of German bolt action rifles.

"Hey guys today we'll be taking a look at a Car Beaner 98k."

by wiggerbum April 28, 2018

car parking lot

The Thai variation for car park and parking lot.

As a car enthusiast, it's hard to see you ever complain in a car parking lot.

by EGGDAO February 14, 2023

wifi car

Any vehicle that needlessly connects to wifi. These cars have updates like a computer. Customers may be forced to pay for a subscription service for basic features like heat, AC, listening to the radio, moving their seat backward/forward, etc. Pretty soon, steering privileges will be a subscription.

These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.

Cybertruck owner : "OMG, did you know my new Tesla automatically changes steering sensitivity based on speed? "
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."

by CrispyJack February 26, 2024

Car Dysmorphia

Against your cars will you identify your vehicle as something that it is not.

i.e - you believe and infinity coupe is a Nissan skyline and switch badges to further aid in your belief that car is something that it is not thereby one experiences car dysmorphia

by Charaletta April 18, 2024