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You haven't got a Bob Hope

To be told that you have absolutely no chance of what you're asking for is going to happen.
Colleague 1: "I wander if the boss will let me go home half hour early.
Colleague 2: "lol, you haven't got a Bob Hope mate!"
by Britney Sparkles September 9, 2025
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bob

She gives a good bob

Hun giver et godt bob
by blowbob November 1, 2018
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bob

We call that guy bob
by Your moms a wh0re January 24, 2020
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bob

Dick: Hey did you know bob is a really nice guy
Dicksson: He sure is!
by SoppaSick September 27, 2019
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Airline Bob

Good example of an "Airline Bob": "You sound so british, you hoe" - said Nick (in an extremely gay voice).
by Swedish awesome Forrester April 25, 2011
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presty bob

a big tall skinny retard that elise shyann and destiny definitely don’t know, like who even is that
man look it’s presty bob. wait we don’t know him nvm
by no toe April 27, 2020
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Bobbing for Tommy

Bobbing for Tommy is a fictional R18+ gay comic by Graphite, a most classic one and enlightenment for many to the very kink of Cock Vore, and now is used to indicate the bizarreness of the dark side of the internet.

In the comic, a little boy called Tommy sliped out of the house after his parents went out at night. He visited his neighbor next door, a fit slack guy with a big bulge in the pants, coyly asking if he could see his junk, the hombre agreed gently as his bulge started swelling after seeing Tommy, and lured Tommy to the in-ground hot tub in his back yard, where he revealed his body-sized cock. He spurred the little dude to rub his junk in the pool to find out how big it gets, and seduced him to rub it with his feet,

slipped them in, slidded his legs inside, lifted him upright and eventually swallowed him up, churned him then cummed hard left only a mess of cum all over the yard and Tommy’s pants on the ground.

Many learned about and loved Cockvore through this comic, it has a significant influence on spreading this kink, as a classic work of Cock Vore, inspired many artists to produce more works related to Cockvore. On the other hand, it is an eye-exploding shock for those who are not in the dark side of internet porno fictions, it is one of the most bizarre and disturbing thing a yaoi fan from the bright side could find on the internet.

Bobbing for Tommy is now a metaphorical term used to indicate how disturbing and bizarre the dark side of the internet can be.
A: “You guys heard that news? XXX suicided last week!”
B: “Oh please don’t bring that up, I don’t know why I picked XXX to do the team assignment, I still have her handwritings on my paper and it feels like her ghost may come to my room anytime at night. Sorry XXX if you’re listening I don’t mean anything bad to you I am just scared please don’t come to me.”
C: “Awe you pool girl, it’s like searching for yaoi comics and picking out Bobbing for Tommy that back luck.”
D: “What is Bobbing for Tommy?”
A: “Sweetheart trust me you won’t wanna know.”
by Ypyc December 4, 2023
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