Sam

Sam is someone who always looks like he’s squatting. He pretends he’s fit, but the only sport he can do is the one with the ‘E’ in front of it. Can be charming. When you first meet him he’s a lovely fellow, always kind helping out, joking around. Things turn around after you dig deeper. Gold digger. Grave digger. Minor annoyance. Major annoyance. Sam is lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and questionable. He is also straight.

That damned Sam is an interesting lne

by squelch is lord November 29, 2019

Sam

I am sam and I can say I am sexy,, hot and smart also good at mastarbating

Girl: i want to bang sam
Me: i know u do

by Samuel savage August 29, 2017

Sam

He is the best

Cum here Sam

by Iguggiuiug January 10, 2020

SAM

the best guy ever he has nice hair

Nice voice and a funny Paul your lucky to have a Sam

So nice hair probs a sam

by THE GREAT SNOW SAMY June 22, 2019

Sam sulek

Sam sulek is a meathead who uploads videos to YouTube doing workouts he is usually out of breath and made Andrew eubanks relevant he had a sick intro song but changed it

Have you seen Sam sulek, yes he is sick

by Hades 69 March 9, 2024

Sam

Sam is the most amazing person on the planet. He's hilarious and cheesy but not too cheesy, he knows how to treat a girl right and he gives the best hugs ever.

I met a Sam and he's so great

by Urbanboiiiiiii May 14, 2020

Sam

sam

zi: "Hey sam."

sam: "..."

by susspie March 9, 2024