Tootsie Roll Nipples

The large, brown, thumb-like nipples that accompany over-use of steroids.

Hey, did you see Barry Bonds' Tootsie Roll Nipples last week? If those things had thumb joints, he could eat chinese food without a fork!

by undertowpull December 16, 2011

Calm your roll

An imperative used to inform habitual line-steppers that their actions are no longer acceptable, and that said line-stepper needs to calm down before being put back into place.

Dude, you better calm your roll before I slap some sense into you.

by D-Luxe July 23, 2008

Bog roll anal

The unfortunate occurrence when ones finger goes through cheap toilet roll and up the bottom hole when wiping ones arse after defecation

"I wish you'd stop buying this cheap toilet roll, I've just given my self bog roll anal again!!!'

by Cornishgiant January 2, 2012

Roll some tricks

To let a man place his balls over a woman's face and let her use her tongue to roll over his balls in a circular motion.

Hey baby, you wanna roll some tricks?

by Hotshit ow ow March 1, 2008

rolling crime scene

an older van with no or painted over windows preferably with one fender of a different color and a mattress in the back

look at that rolling crime scene by the schoolyard

by toddrocks January 13, 2008

Slow Roll

When you are having sex really fast and you want it slow.

"Slow your roll" "Slow Roll it for a sec"

by xMontex January 4, 2009

trick roll

a variation of the commonly used term "rick roll". to trick roll someone is to, essentially, pimp slap their mind with words and/or a situation.

"hey, can I get a ride home?"
"nah dude, my car exploded."
"whoa, are you srs...? dude are you okay?"
"haha, bitch! trick rolled your ass"
"ahhh, shit...good one!

...

so can I get a ride?"
"nope." (srs trick roll)

by dom__ February 17, 2009