mothers day

a day to celebrate milfs

jake: “hey what’s tomorrow?”
sarah: “it’s mothers day aka a day to celebrate the milfs”

by milf999 May 8, 2021

I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

by LLBDAB June 1, 2021

mother majawlzer

A mother who has a big jaw

My friend calls my mom mother majawlzer because she has a huge jaw.

by Carson Sanchez June 4, 2021

Mother Goosing

When you shove a hard-boiled egg up your partners asshole and then eat it out.

Baby, have I'm a pro at mother goosing my partners.

by Tacohut June 6, 2021

drag mother

An established drag queen who mentors a new queen, her “daughter,” on how to get started or introduces her to drag.

A drag performer engages in live theatrical performance as a member of the opposite gender ("drag king" if female-to-male, "drag queen" if male-to-female). Their sex and gender presentation is usually exaggerated to comic effect.

It is not uncommon for a drag performer to choose a stage name so that the last name matches that of a mentor. For instance, if "Amanda Fox" were mentor to "Britney" who in turn was mentor to "Charlotte", naming them as a "house", "family" or "lineage" would pass part of drag mother Amanda's name on to the others as "Britney Fox" and "Charlotte Fox".

by bitchuck September 20, 2024

Mother Tucker

(noun) An elevated Gin and Tonic, anchored by a rectangular grapefruit ice cube, with a lemon wedge in lieu of lime.

(verb) The act of imbibing and leaving a bar, when a MILF kisses you in such a way that you have to either wait a couple minutes before re-entering public spaces, or you’re forced to uhh, tuck “it.”

Meg: Yo, these Mother Tuckers are going down faster than me at a family reunion!

James: Truth! Also, gimme a minute before we pop smoke…I just got Mother Tuckered and need to adjust.

by SchmegGatsby October 4, 2024

what in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle

A strenuous term one may exclaim when surprised, appalled, or confused; usually prompted by a supernatural event

"Dude, look! A ghost!"

"What in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle?"

by DudeBroKowski November 4, 2024