Floor Donkey

A person crawling around on a dirty floor looking for a lost item.

Kat is clawing on the filth floor looking for a lost battery. That bitch is such a floor donkey!

by BEV April 20, 2017

Donkey neck combover

When a she-male has overgrown pubes

Did you hear that Jeremy’s mother has a donkey neck combover

by Bungus smoker June 12, 2022

Ripe Donkey

When a person is dumb ass fuck and is an ass he then is a ripe donkey.

you ripe donkey.

by il_squid April 10, 2022

Donkey

Donkeys taste very nice, donkeys are a type of animal that eats carrots. Sometimes they like doing anal to one another

Donkey 1: Wanna do some anal?

Donkey 2: Sure!

by Donkey ee oor August 21, 2020

Donkey Show

Where Democrat politicians display their grasp of reality when interviewing aspirants.

The applicant wondered wether to wear her medals to the Donkey Show on Capitol Hill later that week or not.

by Maggie T February 20, 2025

pin the tail on the donkey

While having sex doggystyle and wearing a condom after finishing the male pulls off the now full condom inside out while getting the female's attention so she turns to look back at him, so he can then stick the condom between her eyes thus having pinned the tail on the donkey/ass.

I'm definitely goin to pin the tail on the donkey tonight when I'm done with that chick.

by MediumNasssty April 3, 2022

Edible Donkey Splatter

A heaping glob of donkey shit.

"Go eat a glob of edible donkey splatter"

by Skizoo May 24, 2022