hot pork car

A Jewish summer camp tradition that happens at the break of dawn. The steps are as followed:

1) buy a ton of Chinese food the day or morning before

2) leave the Chinese food on the dash of your car all day in the summer sun
3) have all participants dress only in their underwear, lock themselves in the car with windows rolled up, and blast the heater. The more participants the better
4) upon eating every last bite of the Chinese food, the participants will leave the car and piss their pants

5) lastly, with the sunset in full swing, the participants (covered in their own urine) end the tradition by running in the lake

Hey bro are you thinking of doing hot pork car tomorrow?
Yeah man I'll go to Win Yeung tomorrow to buy the noodles

by Jewholics Anonymous June 26, 2019

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I’m a fucking race car driver

A phrase used by Kelsey Allen when she needs to explain how she’s a better driver then everyone else

*Kelsey driving and dose something dumb

Emily- “ you probably shouldn’t have done that”
Kelsey- “ It’s ok I’m a fucking race car driver”

by Emcaz June 27, 2019

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Car lookers

people who look at you while sitting at a red light from their car.

These nosey ass car lookers need to mind their damn business.

by Sassy Sav July 4, 2019

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Car Sick

The outcome of to many frothies with the boys and u spew ya guts up the next day. If u notice someone using the phrase “Nek Minute” to much it is too late they are going to experience car sickness within a 8-20 hour period. As there is no cure best relief is a kings big daddy box

“ oh u were pissed mate your just hung over” “ Nah mate I got car sick”

by Car sick July 22, 2019

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